WE LOVE ALFRED WE TREASURE HIM ABOVE ALL WE KISS HIS BOO-BOOS WHEN HES HURT AND GIVE HIM LOLIPOPS WHEN HE CRIES // HE IS BETTER THAN US IN THAT HE HAS FREQUENT SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS AND CERTAINLY DOES NOT HAVE LICE // WE WONT LEAVE THY ALFRED AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY YOU SON OF A BITCH COME BACK HERE WITH MY ROLLER SKATES // WE HAVE STRONG DESIRE TO FONDLE DEAR ALFRED WE'LL PUT ALFRED ABOVE OUT LIVES FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! // LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM
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RULES OF THIS CHURCH

1.) Hold Alfred above yourself.

2.) Love Alfred.

3.) No hamburgers.

4.) You cant escape the playhouse.

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